Buying Cigarettes is Legal now...!!!

I've been waiting for this day. Me being the youngest in my batch rite from childhood. Everyone in my circle used to tease me saying i was a kid and stuff. But I always thought being young was kinda cool. It indeed is. Finally the day came. I was turning 18, which implies i could smoke, drink, get a driving License, Get into Pubs, Cast Votes and do a lot. I was a smoker till the 19th of July 2006. I was an occasional smoker. But on the eve of my b'day i got a Pack of cigarettes. My freind Praneeth was also and occasional smoker as i was. Both of us decided to quit smoking that night. "Kaki" Thats how we call our "Lord", the Master of Humour. He was making fun of our decision. But myslef and Praneeth were serious about this.

Earlier that evening, Sishir "anna" had msged all our friends that my ass needed to be kicked and stuff. It was 2330 hrs. myself and Praneeth were smoking our cigarettes. I was smoking one of my last three. Suddenly we heard "thud thud" on my door. When i opened, i saw 6 guys smiling at me. They were like "we're gonna kick ur ass". I was enjoying each of my cigarette, every puff. When it was 0000 hrs, 10 more guys came into my room. I was still smoking my last cigarette. I was asked to come to Robin's room. Robin was a typical "Muscle Man", 6 feet tall. Luckily, Robin was on an important call and he told us he cant. So the next big guy was Mayank. He must be 5' 6" but "Muscles" oooff... he is called Mayank Muscle. I used to have lotta panga with him when we were in first year. Btw all this happened when i was in my 2nd year of Engineering.

I went to Robin's room. Everbody was silent, suddenly i stood up. I dont remember who lifted me. They kicked my ass as hard as they could but it didnt serve the purpose, Mayank tho went insane. Thats what i made out when i saw his face. Praveen(Fevi) started kicking my waist. Suraj(Mambo President a.k.a Phattu) gave me one hard kick. Ram(chor) almost broke his leg trying to kick me. Rishab(gaandu) was kicking from the back. I did feel some pain when Rishabh kicked me. Then it was all over. There was was plan. It was to fuck Anirudh(Dhaba). The lights went off and they started hitting him. He was like "mujhe kyun...??". hehe was really funny. We went to sleep after that.

Btw, Karthik is called "Kaki" for his dark complexion
I donno why they call praveen "fevi".
Suraj was the founder of our 1st year group MAMBO
Ram used to steal samosas from the canteen.
Rishabh had a huge ass
Anirudh used to wear old,dirty shirts that the pple workin in the dhaba opp to our college used to wear.